Helpful Tip for Partying Without Using

Pizza.

Pizza has pretty much always been loosely associated with “party” in my mind.

Probably at least some correlation to my love for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as the most radical superheroes, but the point remains:

If you want to party but don’t know how to do so safely, pizza is ALWAYS a good answer (unless you’re also gluten-allergic and/or lactose intolerant — #grateful that I am not).

Friends invite you over to watch the game, but you don’t drink? Bring a pizza.

Going out to the nightclub, but you don’t want to do drugs? Bring a pizza.

Hosting your college roommates for a visit, but you don’t want to end up in a jail cell at the end of the night? Order a pizza.

And so on. There are very few situations that can’t be improved by the arrival of a large pizza (weddings, funerals, baptisms…pretty much any gathering inside of a church is a no-no for slapping a pie down on the table like you just played the winning hand in a high-stakes game of Five-Card Draw).

This has been Party Tips with Tom.

I’m gonna go eat a pizza now.

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