Cheap Thoughts

I bought a book about procrastination habits.  I’ll read it later.

The mini palm tree in my room is slowly fading from green to yellow.  I guess perpetual darkness isn’t the best thing for a tropical plant.

It is better to own a plunger and never need it, than need it once butt not have it.

There is a sublime satisfaction to cursing out inanimate objects as though they are people who know better.

If brevity is the soul of wit, then I am generally not a very humorous typist.

This blog entry is going nowhere fast.  I’m really sorry about it.  I promise I’ll try for better tomorrow.

Still, it does tap that part of my brain that lingers over whether I could’ve made a career in comedy entertainment.

Belushi and Farely were such naturals.  I would love to be adored similarly.

Would I similarly have met such a tragic and untimely demise, pursuing that life?  It’s entirely possible — especially in the face of failure, which in that field there is a far higher chance of than there is success.

And that’s probably all there is to say about that.

Consequently, as the old adage goes: if you don’t have anything nice to say, then…post it to social media.

If you can’t tell, I’m having an off night.  Joke post!  Thanks for reading.  I love you all.

“I wrote a story about a mustache.  It has a great twist.” – A. Demosthenous

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